Anonymous said: Why can't you line neat me and be older than 15 :/

double0strider:

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theductiletroll:

jeanmarcoing:

songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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i even procrastinate things i actually want to do

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fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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ge0rgewashington:

me talking to the rest of the class before a big test

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praisethewarmachine:

Everything Tommy Wiseau does is like the beginning part of porn but the porn never happens and the beginning just extends throughout the entirety of the runtime

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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neongenesist:

Do not trust people like me. I will beat off to anime girls at 4 AM, and and in the school bathroom and the local mall, I will jack it in every possible place, so that you can never go back to them without rememberin’ me whackin it to anime girls. I will destroy you in the most erotic way . And when I leave you will finally understand, why they call me Jerk It James

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importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

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leonardodicrapio:

Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

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rhymewithrachel:

sie sind das essen und wir all in this together

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