carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

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shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

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plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

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"Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming"

(Source: hey-rogby)

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realbara:

spooning yourself at night because your ugly and no one loves you

realbara:

spooning yourself at night because your ugly and no one loves you

(Source: the-cringe-channel)

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swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(Source: blaqkbat)

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venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

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theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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completelybackasswards:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

THAT’S HORRIBLE
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING

completelybackasswards:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

THAT’S HORRIBLE

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING

(Source: proudtortoise)

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hardestcopy:

dead-karkat:

playstationpersuasion:

The GayStation isn’t just an old joke, it’s a real #PS4 model.

Major want

I would buy this in a heartbeat

hardestcopy:

dead-karkat:

playstationpersuasion:

The GayStation isn’t just an old joke, it’s a real #PS4 model.

Major want

I would buy this in a heartbeat

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ghostrickbara:

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

jesus christ pIVI

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