friggilywiggily:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

friggilywiggily:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

(Source: kiryewin)

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my mom just said “PUT THE SHOE HORN DOWN”

yellowfur:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

Nina ;_;

yellowfur:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

Nina ;_;

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vermofftiss:

anuminous:

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.

That… did not end the way I expected it to.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness)

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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enjoys-long-books:

lumos5001:

Ironically, their daughter could have saved them.

just when i didn’t think there was anything left to cry over in this movie you fREAKING COME UP WITH THIS!!! 

#look at the bottom middle gif  #the look in her eyes #she knows #SHE KNOWS #DON’T TOUCH ME

(Source: snowelsaofarendelle)

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minmo:

The bears are in

minmo:

The bears are in

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minmo:

THE BEARS ARE OUT

minmo:

THE BEARS ARE OUT

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