sheridanblog:

support for the skeleton war by those unable or unwilling to fight
they stay at home, tending for the buildings until the owners return

sheridanblog:

support for the skeleton war by those unable or unwilling to fight

they stay at home, tending for the buildings until the owners return

(Source: magicconchshell)

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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes)

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michaxl:

apsghetti:

michaxl:

dont Smoke the weed you will the Die

are you high

THE DIE

(Source: frightn)

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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genderpunkrock:

oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies

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me with daddie during a thunderstorm

woodmeat:

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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sapphicnymph:

"I’m the only one that cares about you"

when you hear those words, you turn tail and run as fast as you can. you run before it’s too late. These words are an abuse tactic

you are worth the world, and never, even in your darkest, believe that this one person is the only one who gives a shit. I have seen the kindness of strangers and friends alike, and you are not unloved. do not believe them.

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